Bambi's Lousy Childhood
Submitted by on January 1, 1998
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Bambi's Lousy Childhood
One lousy morning, the sound of voices were so damn loud, that it woke me up. I leaned over my branch, and saw a scrawny and faggy, newborn fawn cuddling with his mother, surrounded by a goddamn crowd of animals. From that moment I realized that the forest prostitute has struck again. I don't know why the hotshot King of the forest doesn't mind his wife being a prostitute, I mean he probably doesn't even know it's his son. Anyway, that's another story. Since dawn, Thumper the annoying rabbit had been spreading the crappy news, about the Prince being born and all, and then the stupid animals came from all over the forest, just to admire the ugly turd like he was some hot shot or something.
After all the animals were finished starring down the son of a bitch, they decided to bring Bambi for a walk. The Queen said it would be fine as long as I, the...