How To Defeat Gators
Submitted by cobragoodingjr on February 13, 2008
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There are a lot of gators in the swamp. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows about all the terrible man eating gators that are out there. Man eating gators have a reputation that precedes them. The gator’s grumpiness and general hatred of mankind is well known. The Apaches had a special name for gators but I don’t know what it was. When I was asked by my friend Brain to play a show at this wrestling arena, XCW, I thought about gators.
What kind of music do gators enjoy? This is a popular question that has puzzled philosophers for generations. “What do these gators want to hear?” I asked Brian.
“It’s a wrestling arena, so they probably want to hear wrestling music.”
“Do you mean like ‘Hulkster’s in Heaven?”
Brian frowned and because he is a moron that doesn’t know anything replied, “I don’t know that song.”
I was very worried that these...