Clothesline

Clothesline

It’s 1o’clock (AM) and I’m ready. I’m going to sneak out and try to beat the world record for how fast I can swing on the clothesline. The current record for swinging on the clothesline is 107kph and mine is 92.
Every night for about 3 years I have been sneaking out and tonight I’m all pumped up. I walk out of the back door and up the winy pathway I reach the clothesline and hold on tight, I start to move my legs back and forth to get me going. I have been going for about 20 secs and I have already picked up a speed of 45 kph. BANG! I suddenly heard the back door slam quickly jumped down and ran but it was too late dad had seen me. He stared chasing me all around the back yard. I finally got a big enough gap between us to run into the back door. I quickly ran into my bedroom and hid under my bed all of a sudden the door broke down. But he could not see me I heard him yelling out “IF YOU DON’T COME OUT I AM GOING TO WELD THIS DOOR AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE LIGHT AGAIN DO YOU HEAR ME!”
I had no reply all I did was just go to bed. The next morning I woke up and walked to the door, turned the knob and pushed but it wouldn’t open I tried again, “OH NO”! He has hes locked me in. I started to act fast I crawled under my bed and grabbed my illegal dynamite kit and shoved all the dynamite in all of the little gaps of the door and lit a fuse, it started burning. I thought to myself “Gee I’m pretty smart” suddenly a frightening thought hit my mind I have nothing to stop the explosion exploding me. I curled up into a little ball and hid behind my bed.
  BANG!
The explosion sent me hurtling through the window, I opened my eyes and saw that I was heading towards the clothesline another BANG! I hit the clothesline but I didn’t knock it over I grabbed it in mid air and went around and around and around. After 23 secs I had felt I had hit a whopping speed of 145 kph. I had done it I had beaten the world record of swinging on the clothesline, now all...