Dear Farmer

Dear Farmer

Dear the slimy scallywag, insensitive home wrecker. Cold hearted fool, who uprooted my whole life.
    You will not terrorize me anymore. It balks me on how arrogant you find me, thinking I am going to sit back and take this from a human. No way! This two inch mouse is not going to let an unsightly imbecile treat me like a loony fresh out of an asylum. I may be just an unsightly minute mouse but you are a despicable man. If you can even be called a man. My voice may be little like me but I can still let out a loud roar.
    I have to walk on the cold damp ground that once held a loving beautiful family. The russet bundle of mess that has now been unearthed has all my memories and my whole entire life. The bovine hooked to your stupid plow first stepped on my underground hide out and almost slaughtered me. Then it took only an instant for the plow you gripped in your monstrous hands to come through my home like a sea serpent in the waters. I can put up with sly comments from brainless insolent fools such as you.   What I can’t cope with is when those brainless insolent fools demolish homes and expect to be forgiven.
    Trying to be nice to you is like a panther being put in a room with a rabbit and them having to play nice. I know that is impossible. You are just wasting all your time trying to play nice. When you were standing there yapping your chops I was longing for you to just shut your mouth. The man in the back of my head is telling me to take militia to your house and munch it to the ground. I want you to see how it feels to have your whole life taken away. In return all you receive is a useless apology. What does that give me, nothing!
    If you think your pathetic little poem is going to get you an apology, I am sorry it has been denied. I refuse to let a human being walk all over me, more like plow all over me. I am a mouse so of course I am small but that does not mean I am insignificant. If you want me to accept that apology you need to trade...