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Alcohol has had a huge influence on my life, from the barfights, to the DUI's, all the way to knocking up several hookers.   As you can obviously tell I am an alcoholic man in his mid 40's.   I've had my nose broken in many bar fights over dumb things; I have had my license taken away several times, along with piles of money gone to waste, and my stack of unknown babies around the country.

When I was around 17 I started drinking heavily, EVERYDAY.   Yes, at 17 I was a full blown alcoholic.   I was driving my car along 19 one morning already drunk off my keester.   I smashed into the back of some mans car at a stop light. I decided I needed to stop drinking.   That didn't last long.   I got back on the bottle about a week later.     About two years later I got pulled over for driving recklessly.   I was drunk of course.   Got arrested, booked, and spent the night in jail.   That was the second one.   I won't even tell you about all the other ones as there are too many to even talk about... Put it this way I will never have a license again.  

Bar fights.   Oh the joys of getting into a brawl completely smashed.   I've had multiple injuries due to exchanging hands at pubs and bars.   I had my face reconstructed four times from this.   My nose had been badly broken, I've had broken ribs and multiple lacerations.   I've had to get one of my kidneys removed from it being so badly damaged in a fight.   I'd say that’s pretty detrimental.   This was all in my early and mid twenties.   I stopped going to bars due to the fact that I couldn't pay for the medical bills that were stacking up constantly.   Around my mid thirties is where the really bad things happened.  

Stopping in multiple states for business trips can make you quite lonely sometimes, especially when you’re hammered drunk.   I am married with eight kids but that didn't stop me.   I went on to give life to over seven more children in as short as two years.   None of them mine, as I didn't technically claim...