For the record.

For the record.

Chill… Real Chill. My name is Chuck Norris.   I am a college student, but honestly I’m a trust fund absentminded playboy who is poised to inherit a sizeable inheritance. I am blessed with overwhelming charm, an abundance of good looks, perpetual charisma, and unparalleled intellectual magnetism. My opulent and privileged life has lead me to be completely oblivious to those less fortunate than I, which is exactly how I prefer it. Why spend time thinking of such sad things, when I can spend my time deciding how to spend my money? Of course, what’s even more disappointing are people who don't understand sarcasm.



through concentration, i can harness my spiritual energy, or chi, to augment my physical and mental capabilities to peak human levels. by focusing my chi into my hand, i can tap the superhuman energy of shou-lao and temporarily render my fist superhumanly powerful, immune to pain and injury; however, this process is mentally draining, and i usually need recovery time before i can repeat it. i can heal himself of any injury or illness and project this power to heal others. i can sense mystic energy, particularly that which is related to k'un-lun. i am capable of fusing my consciousness with that of another person, enabling each to perceive the other's emotions and memories. i have unusually keen eyesight, but it is unclear if it extends to superhuman level. my entire body is oriented to combat, enabling me to adapt to any environment with minimal exposure. at times, i have absorbed energy directed at me and channeled it to augment my own power. under certain circumstances, i can even focus my chi to create nexus points between dimensions.




For the record, I am not a fan of gray skies, procrastination, ignorance, arrogance, hype, quitters, complainers, closed-mindedness, people who use chemical/manmade drugs, big-talkers who don't deliver, users, and fake ballers. I have a great life, and I can't knock it one bit. I'm constantly learning,...