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Quotes

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He's funny.
He's gorgeous.
He's helpful. 
He's nice.
He's confident.
He's smart.
He's flattering.
He's talented.
He's fashionable.
He's guitar-playing.
He's popular.
He understands you.
He compliments you.
He helps you.
He carries your shopping.
He chases you when you stalk off.
He doesn't mind when you say you hate him.
He is not shy in front of his friends.
He will do anything you ask.
He doesn't order you to make sandwiches all day.
He loves you more than his Xbox.
He calls you beautiful not fit.
He says 'I love you' not luv ya.
He always has time for you.
He doesn't care about sex.
He says he misses you when you just left each other.
He is perfect.
He does not exist but is every girls fantasy.
i don’t want him to be perfect:
i want him to laugh at me,
trip me & help me up...
pick me up & throw me in the pool.
make me watch football for h o u r s;
take me to the arcade.
(&+ beat me at the air hockey.)
most of all;
i just want to be
[ glad that he loves me ]
I consider myself a crayon...
I might not be your favorite color, but one day you’re going to need me to complete your picture.
MY MIDDLE FINGER
gets a boner
when I think of you ?

secret language of girls *
flippy hair = automatically hot
hey can we talk for a sec? = I’m confronting you about something
and i was like... = i said
period at the end of sentences = I’m pissed at you
haha it's fine = I’m too mature to keep bitching about it but i will never forgive you for this
uh okay = what the f??k did you just say to me ?!
wait what = i know what you said but I’m giving you a chance to change it so i won't smack you
stop, that's so mean = you just said something mean about my friend but I’m not gonna say anything
haha cool = stop bragging...
or that's cool too = why did you just purposely do what i asked you not to
wee needdaa haangg ouutt ! = I’m saying this to be friendly but it's never gonna happen
i have to go to bathroom = come...