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Family
Don’t want your child to be aggressive? Well we offer a medical procedure which allows you to modify your child’s emotion before he/she is even born! This is optional of course as the cost is high.
Tired of constantly doing the chores? Don’t worry! Our new T-3000 Assistant Robots will do all your chores and house cleaning for you. (Each family will get their first unit free of charge).
Relationships
Unsure about making a move on the hot guy/girl you work with? Don’t Sweat it! Here at Mental Recon Assistance (MRA) we can reveal some of the statistics of the person of interest such as their status, past, attributes, and most importantly if they are diagnosed with infections such as STIs (STDs)
Law
Tired of all those criminals stealing your car, robbing your wallet, or stalking you in a dark alley? Have no fear! RIA (Robotic Intelligence Association) is here. Robotic Officers will stop all violators of the law. There will also be Nano machines on our planet which will supervise the area to prevent any hidden crime. Our Nano Technology is also very efficient and provides many different types of services such as jamming the barrel of a gun rendering it harmless.
Economics-
Our DNA engineered plants grow faster, in abundance and in harsher climates. This solves the starvation problems around the world. Our ships transporting these materials are equipped with technology that raises the Earth’s “albedo†(so that more light is reflected off of the Earth) This solves our global warming issues. Also our Nuclear Fusion power plants produce nearly unlimited power supply for our cities. For the first time ever, energy is FREE!
Language-
Travelling to other lands and not sure what they are talking about? No problem! In your mental implants, we included devices that translate all languages for you. You will never misunderstand anyone ever again!
Emotion-
Can’t control your emotions? No Problem! We provide a low cost dose of...